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Nations have no permanent friends and no permanent enemies, only permanent interests. (Old British adage)

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1. Where does a one-armed man look for bargains? A: At a second-hand shop. 2. What did the ill comedian say in the hospital? A: "I'm here... all weak." 3. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. They don't ?like to share a...

Everybody's friend is nobody's. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

You can always tell a real friend: When you've made a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job [Laurence J. Peter, author of The Peter Principle]

At every party, there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. (Ann Landers)

?When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into eight slices, I said, "Four, I don't think I can eat eight." (Yogi Berra)

Scotch is a brilliant invention…. One double and you start feeling Single again.

A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily.

A poster at a Peace rally in Mumbai: “Politicians divide us and Terrorists unite Us”

I think this is the greatest and truest description I've ever heard for a Friend... Friends ... They love you, But they're not your lover They care for you, But they're not from your family They're ready to share your pain, But they're not your blood...

We make a living by what we get; we make life by what we give. // Sir Winston Churchill Posted on the run from a mobile phone...