Stay POSITIVE in LIFE, GOD knows what is best for you…
You know every bad situation has something positive hidden somewhere. Even a dead clock shows a correct time twice a day.
Nations have no permanent friends and no permanent enemies, only permanent interests. (Old British adage)
1. Where does a one-armed man look for bargains? A: At a second-hand shop.
2. What did the ill comedian say in the hospital? A: “I’m here… all weak.”
3. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. They don’t ?like to share a spotlight.
You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job [Laurence J. Peter, author of The Peter Principle]
At every party, there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. (Ann Landers)
?When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into eight slices, I said, “Four, I don’t think I can eat eight.” (Yogi Berra)
Scotch is a brilliant inventionâ€¦.
One double and you start feeling Single again.