Nations have no permanent friends and no permanent enemies, only permanent interests. (Old British adage)
1. Where does a one-armed man look for bargains? A: At a second-hand shop. 2. What did the ill comedian say in the hospital? A: "I'm here... all weak." 3. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. They don't ?like to share a...
You can always tell a real friend: When you've made a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job [Laurence J. Peter, author of The Peter Principle]
At every party, there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. (Ann Landers)
?When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into eight slices, I said, "Four, I don't think I can eat eight." (Yogi Berra)
Scotch is a brilliant inventionâ€¦. One double and you start feeling Single again.
A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily.
A poster at a Peace rally in Mumbai: â€œPoliticians divide us and Terrorists unite Usâ€
I think this is the greatest and truest description I've ever heard for a Friend... Friends ... They love you, But they're not your lover They care for you, But they're not from your family They're ready to share your pain, But they're not your blood...