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Be happy

Stay POSITIVE in LIFE, GOD knows what is best for you…

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Be positive

You know every bad situation has something positive hidden somewhere. Even a dead clock shows a correct time twice a day.

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Nations have no permanent friends and no permanent enemies, only permanent interests. (Old British adage)

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Three questions

1. Where does a one-armed man look for bargains? A: At a second-hand shop.

2. What did the ill comedian say in the hospital? A: “I’m here… all weak.”

3. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one. They don’t ?like to share a spotlight.

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Everybody’s friend

Everybody’s friend is nobody’s. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

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Real friend

You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job [Laurence J. Peter, author of The Peter Principle]

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Party people

At every party, there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. (Ann Landers)

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Eight is more than four

?When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into eight slices, I said, “Four, I don’t think I can eat eight.” (Yogi Berra)

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Scotch is a brilliant invention….

Scotch is a brilliant invention….
One double and you start feeling Single again.

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Who is a Psychiatrist?

A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily.