Scotch is a brilliant invention…. One double and you start feeling Single again.

A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily.

A poster at a Peace rally in Mumbai: “Politicians divide us and Terrorists unite Us”

Is it true that a woman is called as such because she brings woe to a man?

Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man than for a woman? A: When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there!