Scotch is a brilliant invention…. One double and you start feeling Single again.

A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily.

A poster at a Peace rally in Mumbai: “Politicians divide us and Terrorists unite Us�

Even an enemy must be offered appropriate hospitality, if he comes to your home. A tree does not deny its shade to the one who comes to cut it down.

If you take a pain reliever for a toothache but ignore the rotten tooth, you can expect the pain to return.

1. Your thumb is nearer to you, so you pray for those who are closest to you 2. Pointing or index finger - pray for those who preach, teach and heal, 3. Tallest or middle finger - pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance, 4. Ring finger...

It is said that you can have the largest room on earth if you acknowledge that there is always a room for improvement in things we do.